why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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