I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
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Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
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I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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