I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
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