If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
We left the knife in your bed.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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