So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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