Sry I called you an 8
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
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Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
25 Shocking High School Scandals You Won’t Believe Are True
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
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