And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.