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  • 74 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 1:53pm

    more like can he actually just get hit by a car for once

  • 70 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 10:24pm

    1:53, I'll gladly be the one to hit him with the car.

  • 79 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 6:06am

    Everything about Criss Angel just fucking screams "I'm a douche bag." Even when he isn't speaking he's still screaming "I'm a douche bag."

  • 69 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:18pm

    He's an EMO-Gician. And a douche bag.

  • 70 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 10:17am

    he should be removed from the gene pool.

  • 63 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:24pm

    someone is eventually gonna say hes hot n ima puke up my roman noodles

  • 63 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 1:01pm

    cris angel is rly hot, plus hes psychic.

  • 62 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 1:17pm

    hes a disgusting freak...

  • 63 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:26am

    I'll have to agree with #1 on this one too...

  • 58 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 9:32pm

    yes. i concur, epic douche bag.

  • 56 50
    Submitted by Rasetsu on Jun 28, 10 at 11:06pm

    Is he too hot for you? He may be an asshole but he's everything dark, mysterious, sexy, and magical. He's a real life Edward Cullen that treats women like shit! *fangirl squeal*

  • 61 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 1:00pm

    ramen* noodles, darling

  • 64 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:52am

    10:51 you're nasty.

  • 57 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:49am

    hahahahahahhahahahhahaha. i found this very amusing. well done.

  • 62 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 1:03pm

    n i just vomited......my bad ramen...noted thanks

  • 58 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 8:54pm

    I would fuck the shit out of Kris Angel. But only if he's wearing all that weird shit.

  • 44 37
    Submitted by devil_pup on May 31, 11 at 8:45am

    Looking normal is the one trick he can't pull off.

  • 57 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 1:16pm

    The Illusionist formally known as Criss Angel".

  • 57 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 7:50pm

    You don't actually think he's psychic or his crap is real do you 1:01?

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 12:26am

    he is soo sexy, who wouldn't do him

  • 54 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:51am

    I'm gonna go with no on this one..........