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  • 75 56
    Submitted by JasonB on Aug 11, 10 at 8:59am

    oh come on. I've successfully made Mac and Cheese while being too drunk and high to speak, while being 2 drinks away from the ER, while taking breaks from stirring the noodles to throw up in the bathroom... etc.

  • 79 66
    Submitted by itouch on Jun 11, 10 at 5:04pm

    Maybe it was a guy. You have no idea. Stupid, nonetheless.

  • 81 74
    Submitted by life1994 on Jun 18, 10 at 1:47am

    Daannng that would piss me off!

  • 80 75
    Submitted by unanimous on Jun 11, 10 at 9:38pm

    Ha ha ha

  • 81 81
    Submitted by RuralNinja on Jun 11, 10 at 4:21pm

    Good thing you didn't ask her to make you a sandwich.

  • 75 77
    Submitted by steenerstoner on Jun 12, 10 at 12:49am

    (read: make your own fuckin' KD)

  • 73 80
    Submitted by gliohkj on Jun 11, 10 at 11:52pm

    wackk

  • 68 71
    Submitted by gNarbog on Jun 11, 10 at 1:55pm

    both

  • 65 68
    Submitted by LynnO_o on Jun 12, 10 at 7:50pm

    I've used that excuse before...

  • 64 74
    Submitted by 123456789 on Jun 15, 10 at 3:42am

    hahaha i think this is hilarious

  • 65 84
    Submitted by Phys on Jun 11, 10 at 1:44pm

    Was she drunk or just blonde?

  • 55 79
    Submitted by Mervin22 on Jun 11, 10 at 5:48pm

    Ruralninja-\nShe would say, "I can't find any sand!".