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  • Submitted by itouch on Jun 11, 10 at 5:04pm

    Maybe it was a guy. You have no idea. Stupid, nonetheless.

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    Submitted by JasonB on Aug 11, 10 at 8:59am

    oh come on. I've successfully made Mac and Cheese while being too drunk and high to speak, while being 2 drinks away from the ER, while taking breaks from stirring the noodles to throw up in the bathroom... etc.

  • Submitted by life1994 on Jun 18, 10 at 1:47am

    Daannng that would piss me off!

  • Submitted by gliohkj on Jun 11, 10 at 11:52pm


  • Submitted by RuralNinja on Jun 11, 10 at 4:21pm

    Good thing you didn't ask her to make you a sandwich.

  • Submitted by unanimous on Jun 11, 10 at 9:38pm

    Ha ha ha

  • Submitted by steenerstoner on Jun 12, 10 at 12:49am

    (read: make your own fuckin' KD)

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    Submitted by gNarbog on Jun 11, 10 at 1:55pm


  • Submitted by Phys on Jun 11, 10 at 1:44pm

    Was she drunk or just blonde?

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    Submitted by LynnO_o on Jun 12, 10 at 7:50pm

    I've used that excuse before...

  • Submitted by Mervin22 on Jun 11, 10 at 5:48pm

    Ruralninja-\nShe would say, "I can't find any sand!".

  • Submitted by 123456789 on Jun 15, 10 at 3:42am

    hahaha i think this is hilarious