So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
she peed on how many people?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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