How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
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