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  • 67 53
    Submitted by awkward1 on Jun 13, 10 at 12:53pm

    was she related to R. Kelly?

  • 71 65
    Submitted by SashaLuhvsYuh on Jun 13, 10 at 11:58am

    :P First-ers can suck it. :O

  • 66 63
    Submitted by celeutanteshay on Jun 13, 10 at 11:59am

    Who lets these texts through? Waste of space.

  • 68 68
    Submitted by cowycal on Jun 13, 10 at 4:19pm

    OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 56 59
    Submitted by 317ayers on Jun 16, 10 at 2:00am

    Wow was there alchohol involved

  • 61 73
    Submitted by arthurlux on Jun 13, 10 at 12:03pm

    Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to go get the paper towels.

  • 59 70
    Submitted by Michguy on Jun 13, 10 at 12:31pm

    It's just that easy to do I imagine

  • 57 67
    Submitted by heyychitown on Jun 21, 10 at 4:16am

    Mom?

  • 58 71
    Submitted by AnonymousBacon on Jun 13, 10 at 2:23pm

    17. She peed on 17 people.

  • 55 66
    Submitted by taqtuk on Jun 13, 10 at 9:57pm

    I pised on her.

  • 49 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 10 at 6:48am

    Hahaha its over fucking 9000!!

  • 56 69
    Submitted by jollygymsocks on Jun 14, 10 at 1:40am

    She did WHAT for how many cookies?! Haha rite bak atchya

  • 55 68
    Submitted by SashaLuhvsYuh on Jun 13, 10 at 11:59am

    U can't have THREE people being FIRST. Fucktards.

  • 52 63
    Submitted by step11 on Jun 14, 10 at 12:03am

    She was trying to put out a fire! Let her be

  • 59 77
    Submitted by LyriaKnight on Jun 13, 10 at 7:08pm

    None. I peed on her.

  • 59 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 10 at 11:58am

    First, I'd like her to pee in me. See a first comment that's productive

    • 47 56
      Submitted by ginasays on Jun 13, 10 at 12:54pm

      could you explain how that comment was in any way productive? cuz i'm just not seeing it.

  • 52 71
    Submitted by bustedXLR8R on Jun 13, 10 at 6:24pm

    She peed on precisely 19.5 people

  • 43 59
    Submitted by lilpuffpuff on Jun 15, 10 at 12:53am

    It was only 3 people and even tho it got us kicked out they thought it was funny.fuck stingaree! Its shitty on a monday night anyways!!

  • 55 86
    Submitted by Briannaaaaa on Jun 13, 10 at 12:33pm

    Golden showers, my favorite.

  • 43 69
    Submitted by shackel13 on Jun 13, 10 at 12:10pm

    =_= sounds like someone I know

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 10 at 11:54am

    First!!! Bc i'm just that awesome

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 10 at 11:54am

    First