She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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