just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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