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  • 95 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:41pm

    Its been done! Texts really needs some diversity.

  • 87 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:31am

    I asked my friend's mother this when i was like, 12. haha 21 ejaculations are apparently equal to one death by chocolate cake. :O

  • 89 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:31am

    55 calories per tablespoon

  • 84 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:44pm

    I love how people always seem to jump in with a generic calorie count. Like all men cum the same amount.

  • 83 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:09pm

    Actually, once I read in Cosmo. that a tablespoon of the stuff is 10 calories...

  • 83 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:54am

    what's the glycemic index of my kids?

  • 88 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:47pm

    All I know is that mine has a real pasty texture. Like that glue we used in kindergarten

  • 83 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:04pm

    I don't know the glycemic index but it is loaded with omega 3 fatty acids! Good for your head (and his).

  • 75 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:33am

    Low, it's mostly protein.

  • 81 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:25pm

    i know its basic- it has to counteract the acid of the vag

  • 87 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:56am

    Ok, 9:47, that is fucking disgusting! and rediculasly abnormal!

  • 78 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:56am

    This had to have happened at Case Western

  • 83 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:29pm

    what's the pH? i'll be surprised if you can tell me

  • 79 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:36pm

    All i know is it has the same protein value as a porkchop

  • 73 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:16am

    fake. just had a cal count on semen "oh it's okay it's mostly protein" bs text. blarg.

  • 78 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 5:08pm

    Seriously? C'mon, this is a rip off from one not even two days ago. I don't think the mods even look at these shitty copy texts. Yet somehow they still rejected the couple I sent in. Unoriginal text is unoriginal. Shitty TFLN mods are shitty.

  • 72 64
    Submitted by canteversleep on Jan 10, 11 at 5:19am

    This isn't even funny....