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  • 55 calories per tablespoon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:31am
  • Its been done! Texts really needs some diversity.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:41pm
  • I asked my friend's mother this when i was like, 12. haha 21 ejaculations are apparently equal to one death by chocolate cake. :O

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:31am
  • This isn't even funny....

    Submitted by canteversleep on Jan 10, 11 at 5:19am
  • Low, it's mostly protein.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:33am
  • I love how people always seem to jump in with a generic calorie count. Like all men cum the same amount.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:44pm
  • what's the glycemic index of my kids?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:54am
  • Actually, once I read in Cosmo. that a tablespoon of the stuff is 10 calories...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:09pm
  • This had to have happened at Case Western

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:56am
  • Ok, 9:47, that is fucking disgusting! and rediculasly abnormal!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:56am
  • what's the pH? i'll be surprised if you can tell me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:29pm
  • All i know is it has the same protein value as a porkchop

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:36pm
  • All I know is that mine has a real pasty texture. Like that glue we used in kindergarten

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:47pm
  • I don't know the glycemic index but it is loaded with omega 3 fatty acids! Good for your head (and his).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:04pm
  • i know its basic- it has to counteract the acid of the vag

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:25pm
  • Seriously? C'mon, this is a rip off from one not even two days ago. I don't think the mods even look at these shitty copy texts. Yet somehow they still rejected the couple I sent in. Unoriginal text is unoriginal. Shitty TFLN mods are shitty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 5:08pm
  • fake. just had a cal count on semen "oh it's okay it's mostly protein" bs text. blarg.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:16am