your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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