i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
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omg so did I!!!!! soul mates!!!!
You can't dry heave tequila otherwise it wouldn't be a "dry" heave.
Oh goodness! Gotta love that island of New Jersey. Sike. New Jersey would in face be attached to the rest of the USA, dumb ass.
That tequila was not American!
me too, man.
i found out i ate a cucumber sometime last night.
i don't remember that.
get that mexican shit out of your body! This is the fourth of JULY!!!
Happy bday america
i need to be your friend
2:19, Jersey is not an island?
well, he = a she. and u can dry heave tequila once you've drank so much that you've thrown all the alcohol up and are not left dry heaving. if you have never dry heaved after drinking, you've never drank enough.
9:21-----ur a fucking retard. the poster said he dry heaved, he did NOT say that he threw up. ur statement made no fuckin sense. "you cant dry heave otherwise it wouldnt be a dry heave"......??? WTF?
I also spent my morning praying to the porceline god.. Thank you Tequila..
wow, good job 2:19. new jersey is totally an island.
I agree with the 2nd person to post. OMG, someone got drunk and then puked the next morning. That's super original, I can't believe that would happen to anyone.
Sub in vodka, and you have my morning!
149 shut uuuuuuuuuup
No Jersey is an island.
Yeah, like you're the only one in the universe to do this. Seriously.
Jersey is not USA. nobody likes your smelly island.