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  • 66 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 2:44pm

    omg so did I!!!!! soul mates!!!!

  • 60 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:25pm

    Oh goodness! Gotta love that island of New Jersey. Sike. New Jersey would in face be attached to the rest of the USA, dumb ass.

  • 58 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 9:21pm

    You can't dry heave tequila otherwise it wouldn't be a "dry" heave. Idiot.

  • 61 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:43pm

    Sub in vodka, and you have my morning!

  • 56 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:12pm

    i need to be your friend

  • 58 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 2:50pm

    2:19, Jersey is not an island?

  • 54 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 5:08pm

    That tequila was not American! FAIL.

  • 58 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 6:27pm

    me too, man. i found out i ate a cucumber sometime last night. i don't remember that.

  • 59 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:25pm

    well, he = a she. and u can dry heave tequila once you've drank so much that you've thrown all the alcohol up and are not left dry heaving. if you have never dry heaved after drinking, you've never drank enough.

  • 53 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 6:45pm

    wow, good job 2:19. new jersey is totally an island.

  • 48 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:48pm

    get that mexican shit out of your body! This is the fourth of JULY!!! Happy bday america

  • 53 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:45pm

    I agree with the 2nd person to post. OMG, someone got drunk and then puked the next morning. That's super original, I can't believe that would happen to anyone.

  • 51 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:50am

    I also spent my morning praying to the porceline god.. Thank you Tequila..

  • 50 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:50am

    9:21-----ur a fucking retard. the poster said he dry heaved, he did NOT say that he threw up. ur statement made no fuckin sense. "you cant dry heave otherwise it wouldnt be a dry heave"......??? WTF? IDIOT

  • 45 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 2:30pm

    149 shut uuuuuuuuuup

  • 48 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 1:49pm

    Yeah, like you're the only one in the universe to do this. Seriously.

  • 48 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:04pm

    No Jersey is an island.

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 2:19pm

    Jersey is not USA. nobody likes your smelly island.