I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
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I went clubbing in dc, for a gf's cake day, with mono. Your move.
Fuck that I'd be sleeping
I went out in Chicago until 4am, with food poisoning! I'd go to the loo and vomit and head back out.
This sounds like it could be a future How I met your mother episode
and blasted everyone like a chump
I meant to write chimp but fuck all if I care now
Very dumb decision!
Your kids are going to think that you suck
You must be the reason why all of USC has the virus smh
And that was the night I conceived.
I went to the Orion festival, was in the Metallica snake pit, and had whooping cough and barely any voice to begin with. I screamed my voice raw.