I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
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I went clubbing in dc, for a gf's cake day, with mono. Your move.
Fuck that I'd be sleeping
I went out in Chicago until 4am, with food poisoning! I'd go to the loo and vomit and head back out.
This sounds like it could be a future How I met your mother episode
Very dumb decision!
and blasted everyone like a chump
I meant to write chimp but fuck all if I care now
Your kids are going to think that you suck
You must be the reason why all of USC has the virus smh
And that was the night I conceived.
I went to the Orion festival, was in the Metallica snake pit, and had whooping cough and barely any voice to begin with. I screamed my voice raw.