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  Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  zippers are such a cool invention

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel

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  Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask

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• (850): View more from Florida

  It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.

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  I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.

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