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  • Been there done that

    Submitted by Eileen_Dover on Jul 24, 10 at 3:31am
  • I fucked quiet guys mother.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 7:49pm
  • I fucked her in the same corner he's on right now, ironically

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 7:52pm
  • hehe, i've actually done that too. except it wasn't my little brother. it was my son.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:52am
  • i wish he found you guys

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 7:32pm
  • i did the exact same thing! it was worth it except when my lil brother busted in on us with our pants off he's 4 poor kid...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:04pm
  • and he just WOULDNT LEAVEEEEE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 5:22pm
  • Yeah, I had a lot of time on my hands and I was bored. Carry on. -the very-not-dead quiet guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:08am
  • Well, obviously if he knows who his mom is they'll know his dad too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 9:49am
  • Because brain-damaged paralyzed 12-year-old are soooo good at cheating.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 9:45am
  • multitasking. i like it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 6:15pm
  • (408): she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 6:35pm
  • Ps. Creamated was intentionally mispelled because I ducked her full of cream before she was toasted

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:05am
  • No, I'm pretty sure she was dead when I ducked her... It all makes snse now... The smell, the Coffin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 6:35am
  • I can't believe that alll these folks have fucked his mother!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:03am
  • -the quiet guy in the corner

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 9:37am
  • haha ive done this. i was it, and made my friends hide, then i went to where she was and my friends were hiding forever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 6:45am
  • I played that game with your mother... Then o fucked her!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 7:39pm
  • She was cremated, actually. And she was a virgin when she met my dad, soooooo...yeah, you're just a liar. the quiet guy in the corner

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 8:47am
  • 7:39 - if she has a little brother then there's a good chance she's at an age where hookups are more making out fingering etc less actual sex

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 7:46pm
  • Fuck it. I'm going to go setp in front of a bis. Make sure he reads this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 9:37am
  • And yeah, if you had t defend a stupid outdated joke that much then you really don't have a life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:24am
  • Jeezis! That's pretty bored. I mean what kind of sad life must you lead? And before you counter with I've been posting just as much remember, I'm the fucker not the fuckee in this situation

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:20am
  • zachhhhhhhh!

    Submitted by littlegords on Mar 24, 10 at 5:09pm
  • One night, he took advantage of her. I was the product of that pregnancy. When I lived, she died. She died giving birth to me. Each night I wonder, was it neccessary? I should've died instead of her. I cry myself to sleep.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 9:34am
  • My mom was 9 when she gpt in the accident. It left her brain damaged and paralyzed. She became close friends with my dad, as nobody else would.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 9:32am
  • <<>> Loser...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 9:17pm
  • haha i think this is cute.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 9:19pm
  • So now I've spilled my heart out. And for what? To disprove a douchebag who's obviously lying and joking? To be called a liar, pathetic, stupid? Why?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 9:36am
  • Were you playing hide the sausage?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 7:41am
  • You didn't have enough brains to give him $5 go get some lollies?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 9:33am
  • lmao ive done this before. my brother walked in on us and had the most horrified face i'd ever seen, i think he blocked it out of his memory though cuz he practically worships that kid now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 7:48pm
  • that shit happened to my in highschool that little bastard came down stairs we didnt here him and walked up as i was drillin his sister.... her dad wouldnt let her date me after that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:43am
  • Hey quiet guy do us all a favor and stfu. Or aleast consider the fact that "hooking up" has different definitions. Maybe all they did was makeout, dry hump a little.. I mean it's not like u were there so u don't know.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 7:47pm
  • Or...I don't know...Have some FUCKING RESTRAINT and learn that sex isn't so important that you have to do it RIGHT NOW and have a good chance of scarring someone? Honestly, some people are so selfish... -the quiet guy in the corner

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 7:39pm
  • oh god i shit u not i have been there it makes it so much more fun!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 3:25am
  • No, she's alive. -durrrrrr

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:36am
  • It took me all of 5 minutes. And it's the weekend. Cut me some slack. -etc. etc.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:23am
  • 7:49, she's dead, but nice try anyway. So either you're a liar or a necrophiliac. Take your pick. -quiet guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 7:54pm
  • Done that!!!

    Submitted by nutsucker1 on Mar 12, 11 at 10:54pm
  • Cut me some slack? Waaaah! Poor lil motherless you. Boo hoo. I pee in you butt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:29am
  • I've have totally done that. It's how i met my baby daddy. lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 9:31pm
  • hahahaha i have done this shit before.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 8:37pm
  • haha. I did this too.... Little sister was downstairs and we went to my room to "talk"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 8:40pm
  • Now vegetables... Never fucked one of them. Great idea though... I can't believe corner- boy was so fired up about my posts that he had to disprove that I didn't actually fuck his dead mother by stating she was creamated! Alright corner boy. You got me. I didn't really fuck your dead mother.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:02am
  • I do this everyday with my boyfriend while babysitting<3

    Submitted by hawtieee on Mar 12, 10 at 8:29pm
  • Quit pouting orphan corner boy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:13am
  • For some reason, textsfromlastnight won't let me post anything right now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 9:32am
  • Good point. Still pretty selfish unless his brother's an annoying little bitch. In which case I don''t blame you. -the quiet guy in the corner

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 7:47pm
  • it wasnt sex just 1-3rd -guy that wrote the txt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 5:22pm
  • 7:46 - Not necessarily, I'm 18 and have a 7 year old little sister. Although my house is too small to play hide and seek in let alone try to secretly have sex while she's still awake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:13am
  • That explians why she was so cold, quiet

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 9:23pm
  • You fucked your ex's mother? Niiiiiice!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:17am