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  • 46 26
    Submitted by Eileen_Dover on Jul 24, 10 at 3:31am

    Been there done that

  • 50 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 7:49pm

    I fucked quiet guys mother.

  • 46 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 7:52pm

    I fucked her in the same corner he's on right now, ironically

  • 38 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 7:39pm

    I played that game with your mother... Then o fucked her!

  • 43 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 6:15pm

    multitasking. i like it.

  • 38 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:04pm

    i did the exact same thing! it was worth it except when my lil brother busted in on us with our pants off he's 4 poor kid...

  • 38 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 9:37am

    -the quiet guy in the corner

  • 46 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:03am

    I can't believe that alll these folks have fucked his mother!

  • 42 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 9:45am

    Because brain-damaged paralyzed 12-year-old are soooo good at cheating.

  • 33 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 5:22pm

    and he just WOULDNT LEAVEEEEE

  • 37 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 9:49am

    Well, obviously if he knows who his mom is they'll know his dad too.

  • 38 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 9:33am

    You didn't have enough brains to give him $5 go get some lollies?

  • 41 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 6:35pm

    (408): she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room

  • 39 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 8:47am

    She was cremated, actually. And she was a virgin when she met my dad, soooooo...yeah, you're just a liar. the quiet guy in the corner

  • 35 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 6:45am

    haha ive done this. i was it, and made my friends hide, then i went to where she was and my friends were hiding forever

  • 41 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:52am

    hehe, i've actually done that too. except it wasn't my little brother. it was my son.

  • 33 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 9:19pm

    haha i think this is cute.

  • 34 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 7:32pm

    i wish he found you guys

  • 43 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 7:46pm

    7:39 - if she has a little brother then there's a good chance she's at an age where hookups are more making out fingering etc less actual sex

  • 34 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:08am

    Yeah, I had a lot of time on my hands and I was bored. Carry on. -the very-not-dead quiet guy

  • 31 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:05am

    Ps. Creamated was intentionally mispelled because I ducked her full of cream before she was toasted

  • 35 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 9:37am

    Fuck it. I'm going to go setp in front of a bis. Make sure he reads this.

  • 27 34
    Submitted by littlegords on Mar 24, 10 at 5:09pm

    zachhhhhhhh!

  • 34 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 7:48pm

    lmao ive done this before. my brother walked in on us and had the most horrified face i'd ever seen, i think he blocked it out of his memory though cuz he practically worships that kid now

  • 33 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 6:35am

    No, I'm pretty sure she was dead when I ducked her... It all makes snse now... The smell, the Coffin

  • 43 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 7:39pm

    Or...I don't know...Have some FUCKING RESTRAINT and learn that sex isn't so important that you have to do it RIGHT NOW and have a good chance of scarring someone? Honestly, some people are so selfish... -the quiet guy in the corner

  • 36 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 9:32am

    My mom was 9 when she gpt in the accident. It left her brain damaged and paralyzed. She became close friends with my dad, as nobody else would.

  • 36 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 7:47pm

    Hey quiet guy do us all a favor and stfu. Or aleast consider the fact that "hooking up" has different definitions. Maybe all they did was makeout, dry hump a little.. I mean it's not like u were there so u don't know.

  • 35 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 9:31pm

    I've have totally done that. It's how i met my baby daddy. lol.

  • 31 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:20am

    Jeezis! That's pretty bored. I mean what kind of sad life must you lead? And before you counter with I've been posting just as much remember, I'm the fucker not the fuckee in this situation

  • 35 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:24am

    And yeah, if you had t defend a stupid outdated joke that much then you really don't have a life.

  • 32 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 9:34am

    One night, he took advantage of her. I was the product of that pregnancy. When I lived, she died. She died giving birth to me. Each night I wonder, was it neccessary? I should've died instead of her. I cry myself to sleep.

  • 33 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 8:40pm

    haha. I did this too.... Little sister was downstairs and we went to my room to "talk"

  • 32 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:23am

    It took me all of 5 minutes. And it's the weekend. Cut me some slack. -etc. etc.

  • 27 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 9:36am

    So now I've spilled my heart out. And for what? To disprove a douchebag who's obviously lying and joking? To be called a liar, pathetic, stupid? Why?

  • 27 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 7:41am

    Were you playing hide the sausage?

  • 32 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:43am

    that shit happened to my in highschool that little bastard came down stairs we didnt here him and walked up as i was drillin his sister.... her dad wouldnt let her date me after that.

  • 25 42
    Submitted by hawtieee on Mar 12, 10 at 8:29pm

    I do this everyday with my boyfriend while babysitting<3

  • 32 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 3:25am

    oh god i shit u not i have been there it makes it so much more fun!!!!

  • 29 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 9:17pm

    <<>> Loser...

  • 33 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:36am

    No, she's alive. -durrrrrr

  • 21 40
    Submitted by nutsucker1 on Mar 12, 11 at 10:54pm

    Done that!!!

  • 26 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 5:22pm

    it wasnt sex just 1-3rd -guy that wrote the txt

  • 28 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 7:47pm

    Good point. Still pretty selfish unless his brother's an annoying little bitch. In which case I don''t blame you. -the quiet guy in the corner

  • 28 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:29am

    Cut me some slack? Waaaah! Poor lil motherless you. Boo hoo. I pee in you butt.

  • 34 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 9:32am

    For some reason, textsfromlastnight won't let me post anything right now

  • 30 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 7:54pm

    7:49, she's dead, but nice try anyway. So either you're a liar or a necrophiliac. Take your pick. -quiet guy

  • 29 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 8:37pm

    hahahaha i have done this shit before.

  • 24 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:13am

    7:46 - Not necessarily, I'm 18 and have a 7 year old little sister. Although my house is too small to play hide and seek in let alone try to secretly have sex while she's still awake.

  • 24 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:02am

    Now vegetables... Never fucked one of them. Great idea though... I can't believe corner- boy was so fired up about my posts that he had to disprove that I didn't actually fuck his dead mother by stating she was creamated! Alright corner boy. You got me. I didn't really fuck your dead mother.

  • 20 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:13am

    Quit pouting orphan corner boy

  • 20 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 9:23pm

    That explians why she was so cold, quiet

  • 22 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:17am

    You fucked your ex's mother? Niiiiiice!