I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
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Am I the only one thinking OP is a woman?
Sounds to me like OP is a woman too. Guys would just say bang, they wouldn't stop at making out.
It's weird cuz you're 65
or he's a boss for being able to make out with an 18 year old...while being 65