Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
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Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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