I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
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We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
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Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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