You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
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Doesn't "very hot" come with teeth by default?
Guaranteed OP would take 3/5 if it was last call
The "speaks English" thing could go either way. You don't want to miss out on some exchange student action.
That girl has some seriously high standards. I'm surprised she didn't add; must be male, penis larger than her pinky finger, and has to be taller than 5'2. You know, the things that are really important in a hook up
Yea exactly, way to go st. Pete Florida...
that's truly keeping it classy! I would ammend this statement to read "has all their teeth" since this is pasco/pinellas counties afterall!