i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I feel like death gave me a hand job
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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