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  • Drinking in the shower is the best.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:29pm
  • Seriously dude go fuck a pretzel if you like them so much

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:17pm
  • Seriously, post shit about the fucking texts, not about your unhealthy pretzel addiction. Thats what your status on FB, Twitter, and MS is for. Fucking homo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 11:59am
  • Done that. Need beer and a shower? It's multi-tasking.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:20pm
  • I like to make werewolf movies!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 11:44am
  • a 6 pack? that's a daggone long showah! unless you're shotgunnin them bad boys

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:24pm
  • Back in The 'Nam, we drank beer in the shower, but showering was standing in a wooden shack with no ceiling while Asian children poured tepid water over us

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:11pm
  • DO YOU PEOPLE REALLY NOT GET THE PRETZEL QUOTE???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 3:44am
  • So fake n stupid. Fuck pretzles 432

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 11:47am
  • shower beers are the best beers and can only be trumped by free beers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:26pm
  • What about the naked girl 803?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 5:35pm
  • In soviet russia they dont have 6 packs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:33am
  • The best kind of happy place

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:22pm
  • 9:32 has never been to 'Nam. I would have smelled his rotten pussy 30 miles from the LZ, right before he had his spoiled, 19 year old ass shot off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:38am
  • loser....you should be in bed with a hot cunt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:30pm
  • 11:17 and 11:47 obviously have never had hot shower sex (;

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 4:10pm
  • Happiness consists of a pretzel here and a pretzel there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 11:18am
  • hahaha yeah 226.. shower beers are mandatory to start every night of drinking

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 3:00pm
  • OK, Tommy, You're the Oldest, I'm Counting on YOU!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 11:51am
  • Sounds like a shower hour to me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:57pm
  • Hey what about the losers with the 1 pack it's no fair

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:04am