it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
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No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
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listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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