I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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