dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
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