He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
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It's obvious that he is a chubby chaser and would prefer you to be fat because he has an odd fixation with Rosie O'Donnell...
was your ass already filled up?
12:28...i was thinkin the same advise!
thats gross bitch, have some courage and tell your freak ass bf to bath or try wiping his ass after he shits...geeez
12:24 AND 1:17 You really suck at this game and should give up on life immediately. Fail.
better than trying to shove his cock in your mouth
12:28 your gross for posting that and your bf sounds repulsive
I woke her up by shoving my dick in her pussy... and she hasn't left yet...
lol 12:07, mah words exactly
maybe the guys a closest feeder and wants you fat.
NOOO, I thought she was babysitting too, its a trick for sure. or she's annoyed cause she slept with the most awesome guy ever. oreos ftw!
to the second 12:24....watch the video called "two girls, one cup"
to the first 12:24....your fourth...you ass hat.
"Someone please help me. My bf always wants me to toss his salad and his assholes really hairy, which usually doesn't bother me. But recently he always has shit in his hair! I don't want to be mean but it's so nasty and it seems like everytime there's more in there. I'm so afraid of puking on his asshole. Any suggestions?"
Perhaps the filthy fuck can take a shower?
You're the dumb b*tch who opened her legs to a douche like that in the first place. OP is getting what she deserved. Somehow, I don't think it's a doctor or lawyer that's shoving a cookie down her stupid craw, it's some lowlife douche.
REVEL IN YOUR SHAME, OP.
Free Oreos, why would u leave..
or maybe the OP weighs 80 pounds. He may be doing her a favor
There could be FAR worse things he could be trying to shove in your mouth while you're sleeping. Give the guy a chance!
Have him call me. I found my soul mate through you :)
And WTF 12:07?? Nothing better than waking up to someone trying to shove their cock in you! Cock + oreos = best wake call EVER!!!
Wouldn't he be a bed feeder, then? Unless they were sleeping in the closet.
I feel like the guy shoving oreos in her mouth was probably like her little cousin or nephew or something... not a grown man.
shut the fuck up anonymous. that wasn't funny at all.
Am I the only one who thought she was baby sitting?
What's in the middle? The white stuff!
Someone please help me. My bf always wants me to toss his salad and his assholes really hairy, which usually doesn't bother me. But recently he always has shit in his hair! I don't want to be mean but it's so nasty and it seems like everytime there's more in there. I'm so afraid of puking on his asshole. Any suggestions?