Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
