Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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