We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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