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  • i'm embarassed I am from Dayton and this isn't funny at all, so many drunks here and this is the best we've got! :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 5:09pm
  • oh yeh man for sure, we all confuse those things

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 5:13pm
  • PRO TIP: The "hot" aspect IS necessary.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:20am
  • who eats hot pockets and lives?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 11:18pm
  • Ohhhh Dayton. /facepalm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 11:16pm
  • so this is what passes for science in ohio....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 3:53am
  • funniest post?? What about the Dayton chick who douches with gravy? That was pretty funny. We've got gravy douches, herpes, hot pockets and underwear on....who wouldn't want to move to Dayton??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:57pm
  • Not everyone uses their pockets. But I bet you found out that, it doesn't work well in your pocket after it's freshly cooked..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 3:52pm
  • Ha Ha Jersey vs Dayton! It's liking watching Jeopardy, for retarded people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 5:25pm
  • wow I think you are an idiot.. Testing my theory now.... Yep, Idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 8:26pm
  • Why the hell would anyone want to do this??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 8:28pm
  • okay thanks you sure its all good?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 5:11pm
  • Is a pizza without a crust still a pizza?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 10:56am
  • The pocket is unecessary.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 11:49pm
  • ^You're a moron. 937 is the area code in west central Ohio. Dayton, Springfield, that area.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 12:47pm
  • Why would anyone omit the all-important "crisping sleeve"? It's like making mac & cheese with no milk. Yes, it's possible, but you'd have to be pretty drunk to want to eat it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 12:48am
  • now i want a hotpocket.. fuck you. it's like taco bell or sushi, once you say it outloud you have to eat it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 8:28pm
  • i live in springfield, closer to yellow spring than dayton, but here that's probably the best idea in the world. around here all we do is ride tractors and talk about 4h.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:01pm
  • It's not ohio it's in jersey, north jersey I know where exactly it is. And who

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 12:39pm
  • it's not going to taste as gooodddddd i mean i cook mine on paper plates and it's fine but i think it tastes weird when it's just the hot pocket in the micro

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 11:50pm
  • S'all good. I just know this 'cause I'm from the 937 area code. :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:18pm
  • You fool! The pocket keeps the antineutrons from reacting with the microwave's illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator! Thing's gonna burn through the bottom of the oven and as soon as it hits groundwater it's adios, Dayton!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 9:20pm
  • And to think someone will be (at some stage) awarded a BSc for this. *sigh*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 4:25am
  • am i the only person that thought this was funny? .....guess so :p

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:34pm
  • Just reduce your cooking time. The crust absorbs most of the heat and keeps the inside from drying out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 11:36pm
  • It should be fine if they neutralize the isotopes with ionized guacamole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 10:04pm
  • I have to get out of dayton.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 3:01am
  • lame lame lame. the first few years those things came out I never used the sleeve. LAME text, not funny AT ALL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:00pm
  • seriously, this is the funniest post from springfield/dayton and that is pretty sad. i feel inadequate to the rest of the country, lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 8:04pm
  • (fwiw, the area code you're thinking of is 973)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 12:52pm
  • hoooooot pooocketttt - Jim Gaffigan

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 9:11pm
  • Oh word that's an honest mistake. My bad dude! Must be a moron. 973

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 12:57pm