We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
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i'm embarassed I am from Dayton and this isn't funny at all, so many drunks here and this is the best we've got! :(
oh yeh man for sure, we all confuse those things
who eats hot pockets and lives?
PRO TIP: The "hot" aspect IS necessary.
Why the hell would anyone want to do this??
funniest post?? What about the Dayton chick who douches with gravy?
That was pretty funny.
We've got gravy douches, herpes, hot pockets and underwear on....who wouldn't want to move to Dayton??
Ha Ha Jersey vs Dayton! It's liking watching Jeopardy, for retarded people.
Ohhhh Dayton. /facepalm
wow I think you are an idiot.. Testing my theory now.... Yep, Idiot.
Is a pizza without a crust still a pizza?
And to think someone will be (at some stage) awarded a BSc for this.
Why would anyone omit the all-important "crisping sleeve"? It's like making mac & cheese with no milk. Yes, it's possible, but you'd have to be pretty drunk to want to eat it.
so this is what passes for science in ohio....
Not everyone uses their pockets. But I bet you found out that, it doesn't work well in your pocket after it's freshly cooked..
i live in springfield, closer to yellow spring than dayton, but here that's probably the best idea in the world. around here all we do is ride tractors and talk about 4h.
^You're a moron. 937 is the area code in west central Ohio. Dayton, Springfield, that area.
It's not ohio it's in jersey, north jersey I know where exactly it is. And who
okay thanks you sure its all good?
The pocket is unecessary.
now i want a hotpocket.. fuck you.
it's like taco bell or sushi, once you say it outloud you have to eat it.
it's not going to taste as gooodddddd
i mean i cook mine on paper plates and it's fine
but i think it tastes weird when it's just the hot pocket in the micro
S'all good. I just know this 'cause I'm from the 937 area code. :D
You fool! The pocket keeps the antineutrons from reacting with the microwave's illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator! Thing's gonna burn through the bottom of the oven and as soon as it hits groundwater it's adios, Dayton!
am i the only person that thought this was funny? .....guess so :p
lame lame lame. the first few years those things came out I never used the sleeve. LAME text, not funny AT ALL
It should be fine if they neutralize the isotopes with ionized guacamole
I have to get out of dayton.
seriously, this is the funniest post from springfield/dayton and that is pretty sad. i feel inadequate to the rest of the country, lol.
Just reduce your cooking time. The crust absorbs most of the heat and keeps the inside from drying out.
hoooooot pooocketttt - Jim Gaffigan
(fwiw, the area code you're thinking of is 973)
Oh word that's an honest mistake. My bad dude! Must be a moron. 973