Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
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I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
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If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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