well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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