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  • Leave it to the tiny dicks to make comments like this. Talking shit won't make it bigger, champ

    Submitted by Ninjastyle on Apr 5, 10 at 10:37am
  • Am I the only guy who wouldn't text things like this to my friends? Or do I just have abnormal friends?

    Submitted by Epimetheus on Apr 5, 10 at 11:19am
  • Vaginas are elastic. It wasn't her vag, it was your tiny penis.

    Submitted by Ninjalicious on Apr 5, 10 at 10:40am
    • Uhm, vaginas can still be grossly stretched out whether his dick was small or not. That elasticism doesn't hang around forever, and not long if the person's a whore.

      Submitted by meghannnn on Apr 5, 10 at 10:44am
      • i'm just saying, it gets stretched out during sex, but it returns to normal within hours. Being a whore won't change that, but having a baby might

        Submitted by bananastand on Apr 5, 10 at 5:43pm
    • They may be elastic, but not if she has a blue waffle...

      Submitted by cooperbran16 on Apr 5, 10 at 11:56pm
  • What does a can of salsa sound like?

    Submitted by tayres23 on Apr 5, 10 at 10:40am
  • the only way a vagina gets loose is if its owner has never heard of Kegels. How is it that women use those vagina weights and Kegels to tighten the vajay after GIVING BIRTH? It's a muscle. Work it out and it'll make sex feel better for both you and your partner.

    Submitted by heyoh on Apr 5, 10 at 11:09am
    • for crying out loud, all the girl has to do is wear high-heels. It's a natural Kegel.\n\nI love how this got down voted when it's totally true.

      Submitted by Ela on Apr 5, 10 at 11:20am
      • Wtf. Wearing high-heels is not a "natural kegel". KEEP CLENCHING LADIES!

        Submitted by greenbumho on Apr 6, 10 at 4:06pm
  • Wait... You fucked your mom??!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 5, 10 at 10:14am
  • Two Words - TINY DICK

    Submitted by ljchu81 on Apr 5, 10 at 11:20am
    • Question hun, how do you know he has a tiny dick? They might not even have been fucking. It just said she SOUNDED loose. She could've just walked by and the OP heard her floppy vag for Christ's sake.

      Submitted by cooperbran16 on Apr 5, 10 at 11:55pm
  • Oh, wow. Ew. Just...\nIdk whether to suggest tortilla chips or corrective surgery.

    Submitted by meghannnn on Apr 5, 10 at 10:35am
  • why do you know what fucking a jar of salsa sounds like

    Submitted by potmasdfdw on Apr 5, 10 at 3:56pm
  • I just hope it wasn't chunky salsa..

    Submitted by gutsout on Apr 5, 10 at 11:40am
  • loose like sleeve of wizard

    Submitted by tsluts23 on Apr 6, 10 at 2:31am
  • Yet you still hit it

    Submitted by Michguy on Apr 5, 10 at 9:03pm
  • Vag will stretch a mile before it tears an inch.

    Submitted by bamorris on Apr 5, 10 at 12:03pm
  • Umm maybe you just have a small penis.

    Submitted by kaitielynmarie on Apr 5, 10 at 8:48pm
  • 9:52 I agree, but not too loose!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 5, 10 at 10:49pm
  • Agree, tiny dick.

    Submitted by myfifthgear on Apr 5, 10 at 12:48pm
  • UMMMMMMMMM

    Submitted by MCP on Apr 5, 10 at 10:20am
  • eeeeeewwwwwww!!! honestly! A jar of salsa, that creates some horrible visuals ttm.

    Submitted by ceals on Apr 6, 10 at 9:50am
  • Am I the only one that doesn't mind a loose vag? They seem to get 10x wetter.

    Submitted by kicksave on Apr 5, 10 at 9:52pm
  • Salsa? Did it burn you?

    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Apr 5, 10 at 10:18am
  • Two words: Kegal exercises.

    Submitted by greenbumho on Apr 5, 10 at 4:37pm
  • 6:11 you made me laught hahaha idk what it sounds like but that's fuckin funny

    Submitted by WaterFowler on Apr 6, 10 at 9:38pm
  • Stop fucking double fisting whores.

    Submitted by buberto on Apr 6, 10 at 12:49am
  • K, I dunno what the fuck a jar of salsa sounds like but... That sucks?

    Submitted by Daft on Apr 5, 10 at 6:11pm
  • Wat?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 5, 10 at 10:14am
  • what the hell does a jar of salsa sound like?!

    Submitted by jkuhlberg on Apr 5, 10 at 11:13pm
  • I just threw up in my mouth a little.

    Submitted by AvaDahl on Apr 5, 10 at 6:34pm
    • Keep practicing, you'll get there. It's not called 2girls1shotglass...

      Submitted by Siress on Apr 5, 10 at 10:36pm
  • I've been there, could be worse. Could have sounded like an overused dishwasher.

    Submitted by kevkarvest1893 on Apr 5, 10 at 8:03pm
  • Sloshed it...

    Submitted by step11 on Apr 9, 10 at 1:10pm
  • You Know, they do say that is the sound you will here when having sex with a post op tranny. .. or yeah like everyone else said.. tiny dick.

    Submitted by EvilBunnyFuFu on Apr 6, 10 at 1:54am
  • can you say small penis?

    Submitted by bettyxboop on Apr 7, 10 at 6:05pm
  • why would you share that? Or moreover why would you keep going with a pussy like that??

    Submitted by NinjaskillsFTW on Apr 5, 10 at 3:03pm
  • On soviet Russia jar of salsa fucks you!!!

    Submitted by ItzN4444T3 on Apr 6, 10 at 9:13pm