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  • Submitted by Epimetheus on Apr 5, 10 at 11:19am

    Am I the only guy who wouldn't text things like this to my friends? Or do I just have abnormal friends?

  • Submitted by Ninjastyle on Apr 5, 10 at 10:37am

    Leave it to the tiny dicks to make comments like this. Talking shit won't make it bigger, champ

  • Submitted by tayres23 on Apr 5, 10 at 10:40am

    What does a can of salsa sound like?

  • Submitted by Ninjalicious on Apr 5, 10 at 10:40am

    Vaginas are elastic. It wasn't her vag, it was your tiny penis.

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      Submitted by meghannnn on Apr 5, 10 at 10:44am

      Uhm, vaginas can still be grossly stretched out whether his dick was small or not. That elasticism doesn't hang around forever, and not long if the person's a whore.

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        Submitted by bananastand on Apr 5, 10 at 5:43pm

        i'm just saying, it gets stretched out during sex, but it returns to normal within hours. Being a whore won't change that, but having a baby might

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      Submitted by cooperbran16 on Apr 5, 10 at 11:56pm

      They may be elastic, but not if she has a blue waffle...

  • Submitted by heyoh on Apr 5, 10 at 11:09am

    the only way a vagina gets loose is if its owner has never heard of Kegels. How is it that women use those vagina weights and Kegels to tighten the vajay after GIVING BIRTH? It's a muscle. Work it out and it'll make sex feel better for both you and your partner.

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      Submitted by Ela on Apr 5, 10 at 11:20am

      for crying out loud, all the girl has to do is wear high-heels. It's a natural Kegel.\n\nI love how this got down voted when it's totally true.

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        Submitted by greenbumho on Apr 6, 10 at 4:06pm

        Wtf. Wearing high-heels is not a "natural kegel". KEEP CLENCHING LADIES!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 5, 10 at 10:14am

    Wait... You fucked your mom??!

  • Submitted by meghannnn on Apr 5, 10 at 10:35am

    Oh, wow. Ew. Just...\nIdk whether to suggest tortilla chips or corrective surgery.

  • Submitted by ljchu81 on Apr 5, 10 at 11:20am

    Two Words - TINY DICK

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      Submitted by cooperbran16 on Apr 5, 10 at 11:55pm

      Question hun, how do you know he has a tiny dick? They might not even have been fucking. It just said she SOUNDED loose. She could've just walked by and the OP heard her floppy vag for Christ's sake.

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    Submitted by potmasdfdw on Apr 5, 10 at 3:56pm

    why do you know what fucking a jar of salsa sounds like

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    Submitted by gutsout on Apr 5, 10 at 11:40am

    I just hope it wasn't chunky salsa..

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    Submitted by kaitielynmarie on Apr 5, 10 at 8:48pm

    Umm maybe you just have a small penis.

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    Submitted by greenbumho on Apr 5, 10 at 4:37pm

    Two words: Kegal exercises.

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    Submitted by tsluts23 on Apr 6, 10 at 2:31am

    loose like sleeve of wizard

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    Submitted by MCP on Apr 5, 10 at 10:20am

    UMMMMMMMMM

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    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Apr 5, 10 at 10:18am

    Salsa? Did it burn you?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 5, 10 at 10:49pm

    9:52 I agree, but not too loose!

  • 63 52
    Submitted by kicksave on Apr 5, 10 at 9:52pm

    Am I the only one that doesn't mind a loose vag? They seem to get 10x wetter.

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    Submitted by Michguy on Apr 5, 10 at 9:03pm

    Yet you still hit it

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    Submitted by myfifthgear on Apr 5, 10 at 12:48pm

    Agree, tiny dick.

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    Submitted by EvilBunnyFuFu on Apr 6, 10 at 1:54am

    You Know, they do say that is the sound you will here when having sex with a post op tranny. .. or yeah like everyone else said.. tiny dick.

  • 61 54
    Submitted by bettyxboop on Apr 7, 10 at 6:05pm

    can you say small penis?

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    Submitted by ceals on Apr 6, 10 at 9:50am

    eeeeeewwwwwww!!! honestly! A jar of salsa, that creates some horrible visuals ttm.

  • 60 54
    Submitted by WaterFowler on Apr 6, 10 at 9:38pm

    6:11 you made me laught hahaha idk what it sounds like but that's fuckin funny

  • 58 52
    Submitted by NinjaskillsFTW on Apr 5, 10 at 3:03pm

    why would you share that? Or moreover why would you keep going with a pussy like that??

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    Submitted by bamorris on Apr 5, 10 at 12:03pm

    Vag will stretch a mile before it tears an inch.

  • 56 51
    Submitted by buberto on Apr 6, 10 at 12:49am

    Stop fucking double fisting whores.

  • 51 43
    Submitted by jkuhlberg on Apr 5, 10 at 11:13pm

    what the hell does a jar of salsa sound like?!

  • 55 51
    Submitted by Daft on Apr 5, 10 at 6:11pm

    K, I dunno what the fuck a jar of salsa sounds like but... That sucks?

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    Submitted by AvaDahl on Apr 5, 10 at 6:34pm

    I just threw up in my mouth a little.

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      Submitted by Siress on Apr 5, 10 at 10:36pm

      Keep practicing, you'll get there. It's not called 2girls1shotglass...

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    Submitted by kevkarvest1893 on Apr 5, 10 at 8:03pm

    I've been there, could be worse. Could have sounded like an overused dishwasher.

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    Submitted by step11 on Apr 9, 10 at 1:10pm

    Sloshed it...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 5, 10 at 10:14am

    Wat?

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    Submitted by ItzN4444T3 on Apr 6, 10 at 9:13pm

    On soviet Russia jar of salsa fucks you!!!