She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
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Leave it to the tiny dicks to make comments like this. Talking shit won't make it bigger, champ
Am I the only guy who wouldn't text things like this to my friends? Or do I just have abnormal friends?
Vaginas are elastic. It wasn't her vag, it was your tiny penis.
Uhm, vaginas can still be grossly stretched out whether his dick was small or not. That elasticism doesn't hang around forever, and not long if the person's a whore.
i'm just saying, it gets stretched out during sex, but it returns to normal within hours. Being a whore won't change that, but having a baby might
They may be elastic, but not if she has a blue waffle...
What does a can of salsa sound like?
the only way a vagina gets loose is if its owner has never heard of Kegels. How is it that women use those vagina weights and Kegels to tighten the vajay after GIVING BIRTH? It's a muscle. Work it out and it'll make sex feel better for both you and your partner.
for crying out loud, all the girl has to do is wear high-heels. It's a natural Kegel.\n\nI love how this got down voted when it's totally true.
Wtf. Wearing high-heels is not a "natural kegel". KEEP CLENCHING LADIES!
Wait... You fucked your mom??!
Two Words - TINY DICK
Question hun, how do you know he has a tiny dick? They might not even have been fucking. It just said she SOUNDED loose. She could've just walked by and the OP heard her floppy vag for Christ's sake.
Oh, wow. Ew. Just...\nIdk whether to suggest tortilla chips or corrective surgery.
why do you know what fucking a jar of salsa sounds like
I just hope it wasn't chunky salsa..
loose like sleeve of wizard
Umm maybe you just have a small penis.
Yet you still hit it
Vag will stretch a mile before it tears an inch.
9:52 I agree, but not too loose!
Agree, tiny dick.
Am I the only one that doesn't mind a loose vag? They seem to get 10x wetter.
Stop fucking double fisting whores.
eeeeeewwwwwww!!! honestly! A jar of salsa, that creates some horrible visuals ttm.
Salsa? Did it burn you?
Two words: Kegal exercises.
6:11 you made me laught hahaha idk what it sounds like but that's fuckin funny
K, I dunno what the fuck a jar of salsa sounds like but... That sucks?
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Keep practicing, you'll get there. It's not called 2girls1shotglass...
what the hell does a jar of salsa sound like?!
I've been there, could be worse. Could have sounded like an overused dishwasher.
You Know, they do say that is the sound you will here when having sex with a post op tranny. .. or yeah like everyone else said.. tiny dick.
can you say small penis?
why would you share that? Or moreover why would you keep going with a pussy like that??
On soviet Russia jar of salsa fucks you!!!