NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Just cropdusted the office
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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