I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
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If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
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Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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