Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
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He gave you his fucking shoes so you could WALK your ass home!!!
Or you could go the fuck back to sleep. I hate when girls demand to be taken home at the crack of dawn.
You could say it that way or be nice about it. It isn't that hard.
I assumed this was a guy talking.
Right. You're supposed to walk a mile in them so you'll know how he feels. Or something...
WTF enough said!!!
men generally have larger feet than women. So either you have huge feet, or he has tiny feet. one of you is disporportioned.
Actually, my husband and I can comfortably share shoes. His shoes are a little big.
Next time either take him to your house so you don't have to worry about it or leave afterwards so you don't have to deal with it in the morning. Besides haven't you heard of the walk of shame? So get steppin woman! Move!!
Why the ever loving fuck are you wearing HIS shoes? That can't be sexy also kinda gross. Also, it's called a cab.
Are we REALLY assuming a heterosexual woman wrote this?And who's to say the shoea effinb fit?