Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
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