Sry I called you an 8
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
what if I'm pregnant?
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Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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