Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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