I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
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i used to go to church there when i was little before we switched to being catholic lol
haha-i've given my boyfriend a hand-job under the table at his family birthday dinner one time. we waited until the band start playing so it looked like i was clapping along. let's jsut say it was a good birthday-i didn't have to pretend like i was clapping when we got back to my place :)
this is 5:27 again, I'm so glad you wrote that 5:00. It made me smile, because it sort of was.
Yeah I have dalmation shoes now... Mine WERE black!
11:19- Broadmoor Methodist Church.
hahaha with both hands? damn
i can so tell this happend at a methodist church. I go to D.S. Methodist, had a guy get caught fingering a girl in the church van once
btw 7:10 you need help
haha i live in the br where was this at?
11:52- I had to get out the state. I'm a senior at The University of Missouri and I love it here. How about you?
6:34- very ballsy.
tfln is not your therapist.
Please tell me this was some kind of crazy Christian revivalist shit ...
missouri thats random lol im a junior at brcc..switched my major a few times tahts why im still there
Lol, I guess Methodists are the wild ones.
I like masturbating. Also 7:10, was he jealous that he's not your dead dad?
no-he's jealous that i wasn't giving him a hand job under the table! lol
Yeah, it's kind of random. Turns out it's the best school in the country for journalism, and that's what I'm majoring in.
10:40 fail at life Trying to get sympathy from tfln? Really? Your dads better off now that he doesn't have to see you.
actually 8:54 i'm not-he actually did die 3 years ago of colon cancer and the only father-figure i have is my mom's fiance and he wouldn't be getting on here. so thanks for being so sensitive...you obviously don't know what it's like to have someone you love taken from you by cancer.
Nice try, 7:10. You're just like those kids who lie about their parents being the authority.
I'm the OP. My mom actually dragged me to a church dinner/choir show and all i could think about were dirty things. My sister and I made fun of everyone there via text.
this is 3:53 and you're not my dad, nice try though, my dad died 3 years ago. you're jsut jealous cus it wasn't you. haha
11:52-what a weird/cool coincidence.- 11:43.
1:34- too funny.
i knoww do you go to lsu or brcc?
5:27/5:29 -- Glad you enjoyed it, lol.