I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
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A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
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He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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