Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
false alarm, still single
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