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  • Yeah lighten up 7:18. This website is full of examples of why this country is 'on its way to the bottom' and someone who uses slang should be the least of your concerns. If you're so worried about the state of this country either get out or try to fix it. I'd suggest starting somewhere other than a website.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 8:42am
  • Chris Rock said it best: "Just because he came doesn't mean you made him cum."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:24am
  • Not true 12:33(1) I've been with girls who can get me off in minutes and ones who can't get me off if they had all day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:38am
  • 12:38 very true some girls just have the right moves

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:41am
  • yeah it sucked pretty bad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:32am
  • I would have had u doggystyle!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:53am
  • 2:45, you mean rapies.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 4:27am
  • 1:12 Bah. Proper protocol would be to eat her out until he was hard again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:19am
  • U should have sucked his cock to make him hard again

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:12am
  • 1:12- that just made me reeeaaaally horny!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:45am
  • A gentleman always finishes last

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 7:52am
  • 12:41 Jerkin' it feels way different!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 3:10am
  • well I haven't had sex in oh say 6 summers, but i bet i could still last longer. Unless the girl is real good lmao.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:55am
  • I hate guys who can't control their load. They'd better be going down on me to make up for it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:58am
  • Let's try this again .... I knew a woman who gave her husband 45 seconds to cum then he had to stop. Nice wife !!! I guess either she didn't like sex much or like sex much with him lol!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 4:46pm
  • The only time a guy "cant" control it is when he is either inexperienced or deosn't care to. Simply take longer deeper breaths and you can last forever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:34am
  • pump 'em and dump 'em. Get in, get off fast, and get the hell out so you can move to a fresh bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:42am
  • What is dryhumping ?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 7:48am
  • That means u need to do it again..lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:43am
  • Uh, did he not masturbate all summer as well?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:41am
  • 1AM, don't start writing "proceeded to," it makes you sound like a moron.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:17am
  • 9:41 You got it all figured out! Damn, you are so cool!! Why couldn't I think of that cheesy line?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 4:04pm
  • Girls have a huge effect on speed. Each guy has his things that get him off..Mine are the girl getting into it ie moaning, getting super wet, dirty talk. If she is a dead fish in bed or too self conscious to let herself get into the moment, then it really isnt that fun

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:37am
  • Hilarious. Best friends are great. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:32am
  • Off then he had to stop!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 4:43pm
  • It's his fault... Hate guys who blame the chick lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:53am
  • little boys need to learn some manners

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:07am
  • Coming in three minutes never means the girl is "that good." It means the boy is that BAD.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:33am
  • This could of been me

    Submitted by hmmsoyea88 on Aug 3, 10 at 10:54pm
  • 7:18 Good job pointing out the one thing wrong with my sentence. I d0nt typ3 lyk3 dis, so get off my back. I'm very intellectual, I just like the way some slang words sound.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 8:04am
  • Do it moooore with him... Or giv him ur hot friends

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:59am
  • I knew a woman who only gave get husband 45 SECONDS to get

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 4:43pm
  • 2:42 proudly endorses roofies.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:45am
  • even tho i was on my back the whole time. maybe he just needs to find a girlfriend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:44am
  • Sex is a race, and i play to win

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:41pm
  • if you really meant anything to him, he would have lasted longer. This is a fail for the OP

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:44am
  • at first i saw his face and said is something wrong? and he proceeded to explain to me that he had just came and the condom was all messy, would i like to try again for my pleasure?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:00am
  • Lol he gave you an excuse.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:33am
  • Bummer. Better luck next time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 4:01am
  • <<>> Uh, what is "tryna"? Oh, you meant "TRYING TO".... No wonder this country is on its way to the bottom....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 7:18am
  • Hey all you dip shits who are saying hit it as quick as you can and move on to the next one. Well I'll be the guy that your girlfriend banging on the side because you can't step up to the plate!! So I don't want to hear your crying later on in life you fucken two pump chimps!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:33am
  • when I masturbate I don't spend a lot of time introducing my hand to my cock. The girl is just some fresh meat so I can get off without doing it myself. Do it fast and move on, bro

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:47am
  • Maybe he's a speed fucker. You both were tryna get off, don't be mad because he beat you. My girlfriend always finishes before me, so we never have this problem.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:49am