ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
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Yeah lighten up 7:18. This website is full of examples of why this country is 'on its way to the bottom' and someone who uses slang should be the least of your concerns. If you're so worried about the state of this country either get out or try to fix it. I'd suggest starting somewhere other than a website.
Chris Rock said it best: "Just because he came doesn't mean you made him cum."
Not true 12:33(1) I've been with girls who can get me off in minutes and ones who can't get me off if they had all day.
12:38 very true some girls just have the right moves
yeah it sucked pretty bad
I would have had u doggystyle!
2:45, you mean rapies.
U should have sucked his cock to make him hard again
1:12- that just made me reeeaaaally horny!!
A gentleman always finishes last
1:12 Bah. Proper protocol would be to eat her out until he was hard again.
I hate guys who can't control their load. They'd better be going down on me to make up for it.
That means u need to do it again..lol
Let's try this again .... I knew a woman who gave her husband 45 seconds to cum then he had to stop. Nice wife !!! I guess either she didn't like sex much or like sex much with him lol!
The only time a guy "cant" control it is when he is either inexperienced or deosn't care to. Simply take longer deeper breaths and you can last forever.
Uh, did he not masturbate all summer as well?
12:41 Jerkin' it feels way different!
pump 'em and dump 'em. Get in, get off fast, and get the hell out so you can move to a fresh bitch
Hilarious. Best friends are great. :)
What is dryhumping ?
well I haven't had sex in oh say 6 summers, but i bet i could still last longer. Unless the girl is real good lmao.
9:41 You got it all figured out! Damn, you are so cool!! Why couldn't I think of that cheesy line?
1AM, don't start writing "proceeded to," it makes you sound like a moron.
Off then he had to stop!!!!
This could of been me
Girls have a huge effect on speed. Each guy has his things that get him off..Mine are the girl getting into it ie moaning, getting super wet, dirty talk. If she is a dead fish in bed or too self conscious to let herself get into the moment, then it really isnt that fun
It's his fault... Hate guys who blame the chick lol
Good job pointing out the one thing wrong with my sentence. I d0nt typ3 lyk3 dis, so get off my back.
I'm very intellectual, I just like the way some slang words sound.
I knew a woman who only gave get husband 45 SECONDS to get
Coming in three minutes never means the girl is "that good." It means the boy is that BAD.
little boys need to learn some manners
Do it moooore with him... Or giv him ur hot friends
Sex is a race, and i play to win
even tho i was on my back the whole time. maybe he just needs to find a girlfriend.
at first i saw his face and said is something wrong? and he proceeded to explain to me that he had just came and the condom was all messy, would i like to try again for my pleasure?
2:42 proudly endorses roofies.
if you really meant anything to him, he would have lasted longer. This is a fail for the OP
Lol he gave you an excuse.
Bummer. Better luck next time.
Hey all you dip shits who are saying hit it as quick as you can and move on to the next one. Well I'll be the guy that your girlfriend banging on the side because you can't step up to the plate!! So I don't want to hear your crying later on in life you fucken two pump chimps!!
Uh, what is "tryna"? Oh, you meant "TRYING TO"....
No wonder this country is on its way to the bottom....
when I masturbate I don't spend a lot of time introducing my hand to my cock. The girl is just some fresh meat so I can get off without doing it myself. Do it fast and move on, bro
Maybe he's a speed fucker. You both were tryna get off, don't be mad because he beat you.
My girlfriend always finishes before me, so we never have this problem.