ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
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Chris Rock said it best: "Just because he came doesn't mean you made him cum."
Yeah lighten up 7:18. This website is full of examples of why this country is 'on its way to the bottom' and someone who uses slang should be the least of your concerns. If you're so worried about the state of this country either get out or try to fix it. I'd suggest starting somewhere other than a website.
Not true 12:33(1) I've been with girls who can get me off in minutes and ones who can't get me off if they had all day.
12:38 very true some girls just have the right moves
yeah it sucked pretty bad
I would have had u doggystyle!
1:12 Bah. Proper protocol would be to eat her out until he was hard again.
2:45, you mean rapies.
well I haven't had sex in oh say 6 summers, but i bet i could still last longer. Unless the girl is real good lmao.
U should have sucked his cock to make him hard again
Let's try this again .... I knew a woman who gave her husband 45 seconds to cum then he had to stop. Nice wife !!! I guess either she didn't like sex much or like sex much with him lol!
12:41 Jerkin' it feels way different!
I hate guys who can't control their load. They'd better be going down on me to make up for it.
1:12- that just made me reeeaaaally horny!!
The only time a guy "cant" control it is when he is either inexperienced or deosn't care to. Simply take longer deeper breaths and you can last forever.
A gentleman always finishes last
pump 'em and dump 'em. Get in, get off fast, and get the hell out so you can move to a fresh bitch
What is dryhumping ?
Girls have a huge effect on speed. Each guy has his things that get him off..Mine are the girl getting into it ie moaning, getting super wet, dirty talk. If she is a dead fish in bed or too self conscious to let herself get into the moment, then it really isnt that fun
Uh, did he not masturbate all summer as well?
Hilarious. Best friends are great. :)
Off then he had to stop!!!!
1AM, don't start writing "proceeded to," it makes you sound like a moron.
9:41 You got it all figured out! Damn, you are so cool!! Why couldn't I think of that cheesy line?
That means u need to do it again..lol
little boys need to learn some manners
Coming in three minutes never means the girl is "that good." It means the boy is that BAD.
Good job pointing out the one thing wrong with my sentence. I d0nt typ3 lyk3 dis, so get off my back.
I'm very intellectual, I just like the way some slang words sound.
It's his fault... Hate guys who blame the chick lol
Do it moooore with him... Or giv him ur hot friends
even tho i was on my back the whole time. maybe he just needs to find a girlfriend.
This could of been me
2:42 proudly endorses roofies.
Sex is a race, and i play to win
if you really meant anything to him, he would have lasted longer. This is a fail for the OP
I knew a woman who only gave get husband 45 SECONDS to get
at first i saw his face and said is something wrong? and he proceeded to explain to me that he had just came and the condom was all messy, would i like to try again for my pleasure?
Lol he gave you an excuse.
Bummer. Better luck next time.
Uh, what is "tryna"? Oh, you meant "TRYING TO"....
No wonder this country is on its way to the bottom....
when I masturbate I don't spend a lot of time introducing my hand to my cock. The girl is just some fresh meat so I can get off without doing it myself. Do it fast and move on, bro
Hey all you dip shits who are saying hit it as quick as you can and move on to the next one. Well I'll be the guy that your girlfriend banging on the side because you can't step up to the plate!! So I don't want to hear your crying later on in life you fucken two pump chimps!!
Maybe he's a speed fucker. You both were tryna get off, don't be mad because he beat you.
My girlfriend always finishes before me, so we never have this problem.