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  • 76 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 10:15pm

    Why the fuck would you say first? Do you purposely want to give off the impression that you're either 10 years old or a virgin?

  • 65 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 11:37pm

    how does one achieve being covered in dick?

  • 59 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 12:37am

    So ru covered in jizz?

  • 60 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 9:21pm

    Kind of a disappointment though. This isn't really funny

  • 59 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 9:27pm

    there is already one like this. glitter+penis=best. night. ever. or some shit from michigan. oh and third.

  • 53 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 11:37pm

    has anyone ever seen "never let a crackhead sing at your funeral" on youtube? It's fuckin hilarious check it out.

  • 54 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 6:42pm

    Omgggg same thing happened to me! This new years I found out I can suck 2 dicks at one time;)

  • 58 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:11am

    Covered in dick?? What are you a fucking pornstar? Nobody wants to hear about your latest gangbang you nasty whore!

  • 54 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 4:41am

    I am so tempted to buy the shirt

  • 54 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:00am

    4:26, hit me up sweetheart;)

  • 46 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 3:27am

    Everyone loves sluts!

  • 50 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 12:55am

    11:31 i dont think anyone cares/wants to

  • 54 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 11:58pm

    Cum to my place and you will be covered in poop

  • 50 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 11:55pm

    Bukkake girl, is that you?

  • 49 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:08am

    What a disgusting whore.

  • 58 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 9:51pm

    This reminds me of a Lady GaGa song lol!

  • 46 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:01pm

    Honey I think 16 is a little too young for that.... Who is with me on that???

  • 48 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 11:07pm

    10:15 Took took the words outta my mouth.

  • 52 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:33am

    How do you know it's a girl?

  • 49 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:20pm

    1012 you should be a leader of people.

  • 45 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 12:29am

    11:25 pray of plagues by bring me the horizon :P

  • 42 45
    Submitted by blynch on Mar 23, 10 at 9:40pm

    That's raunchy......

  • 49 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 11:14pm

    It smells like up dog in here.

  • 43 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 4:07am

    But those are 2 different types of love

  • 44 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 3:17am

    Holy crap that was slutty.

  • 45 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:25pm

    Jesus, you guy are annoying.

  • 50 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:12pm

    Aww, poor baby girl got ganged again and still can't figure out why it keeps happening to you? "like, OMG, I was just sitting there yelling 'i'm drunk' and suddenly I found myself on all fours air tight...I just...don't....GET IT!!!" -Sephirah

  • 47 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 4:12pm

    R7:59 do you live in a fucking bubble? Of course they do. I bet your mom still wipes your ass for you too.

  • 41 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 3:18am

    I don't live with my father. I moved out 7 years ago.

  • 44 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 11:25pm

    FLY!! She starts her diet of liquor and dick, Just like Hollywood, But laced in sick! The sun goes down, And so does she! The sun goes down, Annnd so does she!!!

  • 53 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 11:11pm

    10:10 what's the hardest part of eating bald pussy???

  • 50 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 11:16pm

    It smells like up dog real bad.

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 2:50am

    11:51 not much what's up with you lol.

  • 47 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 9:33pm

    Michigan is awesome!!!! Wahoooo 48446

  • 42 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 4:26pm

    Haha you're night sounds similar to mine!!:) except I'm 16. Hehe;)

  • 50 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 11:12pm

    11:11 putting the diaper back on!

  • 42 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 3:24am

    paaarrtttaaay! { ashlynnnnnn. }•

  • 45 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 11:31pm

    I bet NO ONE can identify the song from the lyrics posted at 11:25.

  • 45 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 2:35am

    12:29 and 11:25 Bring Me The Horizon is overrated. Listen to some better music.

  • 43 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 3:22am

    It smells like up dog. What's up dog ? Not much bro what's up

  • 43 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 11:15pm

    It smells like up dog in here.

  • 41 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 2:17am

    Sounds good to me lol

  • 41 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:44am

    Oh nooooes someone has beetle juice jizzle on their face!

  • 40 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 4:45pm

    Well yeah, you think you're gonna be any less of a slu just because the date changed?

  • 42 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 11:14pm

    It smells like up dog in here.

  • 41 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 11:15pm

    It smells like up dog in here.

  • 37 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 2:26pm

    10:11 stop your jealousy...I wanna here all your slutty details...