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  • Why the fuck would you say first? Do you purposely want to give off the impression that you're either 10 years old or a virgin?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 10:15pm
  • how does one achieve being covered in dick?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 11:37pm
  • Kind of a disappointment though. This isn't really funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 9:21pm
  • So ru covered in jizz?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 12:37am
  • there is already one like this. glitter+penis=best. night. ever. or some shit from michigan. oh and third.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 9:27pm
  • I am so tempted to buy the shirt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 4:41am
  • has anyone ever seen "never let a crackhead sing at your funeral" on youtube? It's fuckin hilarious check it out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 11:37pm
  • Everyone loves sluts!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 3:27am
  • Covered in dick?? What are you a fucking pornstar? Nobody wants to hear about your latest gangbang you nasty whore!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:11am
  • Honey I think 16 is a little too young for that.... Who is with me on that???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:01pm
  • How do you know it's a girl?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:33am
  • Omgggg same thing happened to me! This new years I found out I can suck 2 dicks at one time;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 6:42pm
  • 10:15 Took took the words outta my mouth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 11:07pm
  • 4:26, hit me up sweetheart;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:00am
  • 11:31 i dont think anyone cares/wants to

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 12:55am
  • Cum to my place and you will be covered in poop

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 11:58pm
  • What a disgusting whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:08am
  • This reminds me of a Lady GaGa song lol!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 9:51pm
  • That's raunchy......

    Submitted by blynch on Mar 23, 10 at 9:40pm
  • 11:25 pray of plagues by bring me the horizon :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 12:29am
  • Bukkake girl, is that you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 11:55pm
  • It smells like up dog in here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 11:14pm
  • 10:10 what's the hardest part of eating bald pussy???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 11:11pm
  • 1012 you should be a leader of people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:20pm
  • I don't live with my father. I moved out 7 years ago.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 3:18am
  • Holy crap that was slutty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 3:17am
  • But those are 2 different types of love

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 4:07am
  • 11:11 putting the diaper back on!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 11:12pm
  • Michigan is awesome!!!! Wahoooo 48446

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 9:33pm
  • Aww, poor baby girl got ganged again and still can't figure out why it keeps happening to you? "like, OMG, I was just sitting there yelling 'i'm drunk' and suddenly I found myself on all fours air tight...I just...don't....GET IT!!!" -Sephirah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:12pm
  • Jesus, you guy are annoying.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:25pm
  • R7:59 do you live in a fucking bubble? Of course they do. I bet your mom still wipes your ass for you too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 4:12pm
  • 11:51 not much what's up with you lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 2:50am
  • 12:29 and 11:25 Bring Me The Horizon is overrated. Listen to some better music.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 2:35am
  • FLY!! She starts her diet of liquor and dick, Just like Hollywood, But laced in sick! The sun goes down, And so does she! The sun goes down, Annnd so does she!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 11:25pm
  • It smells like up dog real bad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 11:16pm
  • Haha you're night sounds similar to mine!!:) except I'm 16. Hehe;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 4:26pm
  • It smells like up dog in here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 11:15pm
  • paaarrtttaaay! { ashlynnnnnn. }•

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 3:24am
  • It smells like up dog. What's up dog ? Not much bro what's up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 3:22am
  • I bet NO ONE can identify the song from the lyrics posted at 11:25.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 11:31pm
  • Sounds good to me lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 2:17am
  • Oh nooooes someone has beetle juice jizzle on their face!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:44am
  • Well yeah, you think you're gonna be any less of a slu just because the date changed?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 4:45pm
  • It smells like up dog in here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 11:14pm
  • It smells like up dog in here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 11:15pm
  • 10:11 stop your jealousy...I wanna here all your slutty details...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 2:26pm