i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
These People Are So Awkward You’ll Get Embarrassed
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
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He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life