That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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