it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
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she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
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Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
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